Let’s get things started right!!! Here’s Destruct-O-Tron in his classic pose.

So what have we learned about Destruct-O-Tron from the Super Haters comics? He used to have a superhero partner named Eggstradamus… but Eggy died at some point (and we don’t know how). We’ve also know his superhero resume is VERY short. He has trouble fixing his own armor, and he uses something called “Destruct-O-Lube” to keep himself greased up inside the suit.

Aside from that, things are still a mystery. We don’t know what he looks like under the helmet, though we have seen a peak at his future self. It’s unclear where he’s from, and even more of a conundrum is how much of Destruct-O-Tron is machine and how much is (what we presume to be) man.

Cyborg with a metal shell? Man in a suit of armor? Robot with pipe dreams of humanity? Not even human at all? Whatever his deal is, one thing’s for sure — Destruct-O-Tron is a moron.